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Betty Comden and Adolph Green music by Leonard Bernstein
LOOK AT ME NOW, FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE, FAMOUS PROFESSORS TUTORING ME;
SCHOLARSHIP KID, EVERYTHING PAID FOR, FOOD AND VACATIONS, ALL OF IT FREE.
DAY THAT I LEFT, EVERYONE GATHERED, THEIR CHEERING STILL RINGS IN MY EARS . . .
RAY WRECK RAH! RAH WRECK RAY! RAH WRECK! WRECK RAH! RAH WRECK WRECK! W-E-C, R-E-K, R-E-Q, WRECK, WE LOVE YOU!
ÆCAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHINÆ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!
COULDNÆT SPELL A LICK, COULDNÆT DO ARITHMETIC; ONE AND ONE MADE THREE, THOUGHT THAT DOG WAS C-A-T,
BUT I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHINÆ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
COULDNÆT WRITE MY NAME, COULDNÆT TRANSLATE ôJE VOUS AIMEö, NEVER LEARNED TO READ MOTHER GOOSE OR ANDR- GIDE,
BUT I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHINÆ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
COULDNÆT FIGURE RIDDLES, PUZZLES MADE ME POUT:
WHERE THE HELL WAS MOSES WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? I COULDNÆT EVEN TELL RED FROM GREEN, GET THOSE VERBS THROUGH MY BEAN, BUT I WAS BUDDIES WITH THE DEAN LIKE NOTHINÆ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
PASSED WITHOUT A FUSS ENGLISH LIT AND CALCULUS. NEVER HAD TO CRAM, EVEN PASSED THE BAR EXAM,
BECAUSE I PASSED THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHINÆ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
COULDNÆT DANCE FOR BEANS, MASHED MY GIRLS TO SMITHEREENS. SOMETIMES BLOOD WAS SPILLED, STILL MY CARD WAS ALWAYS FILLED,
ÆCAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHINÆ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
THEN THERE WAS THE WEEK ALBERT EINSTEIN CAME TO SPEAK: RELATIVITY! GUESS WHO INTRODUCED HIM? ME!
ÆCAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHINÆ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
HAD NO TABLE MANNERS, USED TA DUNK MY ROLL, ALWAYS DRUNK THE WATER FROM THE FINGERBOWL. THOUGH I WOULD NOT GET UP FOR ANY SHE, THE PREXYÆS MOM -- AGE NINETY-THREE -- GOT UP AND GAVE HER SEAT TO ME, LIKE NOTHINÆ YOU DID EVER SEE.
IN OUR HALL OF FAME, THEREÆS A STATUE WITH MY NAME. THERE WE STAND, BY HECK, LINCOLN, WASHINGTON AND WRECK. ÆCAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHINÆ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!